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pizza spin

Crash into this Blend of Cheeses.

DON’T TOUCH MY PIZZA
I’m a diva For pizza- Fast as a chee-tah To grab the last piece-uh. I say “bye-bye Felicia” To my poor little pizza. When I go see the Giza Or to Micronesia I bring me some pizza

P-I-Z-Z-A
(Sing to the tune of B-I-N-G-O by Scout Songs) There was a farmer, he had some food, and pizza was it’s name-o. P-I-Z-Z-A

FATAL POLLUTION
You cant get it out your mind its chasing you down the isle the flatulant cloud that burst out of a terminating system oh boy!! isnt it a big one.. you wrinkle your nose but dont let them see

CHEESY DREAMS
I wasn’t supposed to be in this class. I never signed up for it. I never wanted to do a project. The teachers say that the project isn’t manditory.

REALLY BAD PIZZA POEMS
Roses are red Violets are blue I’m eating all the pizza I ordered for two. Roses are red Pizza sauce is too I ordered an extra large And none of it is for you.

FOR THE PIZZA!
This is for the times when nothing else seemed right. The dark times, when the fridge was empty and it was night. Oh the sadness, my tummy calls out! It screams and rumbles but does not shout.

PIZZA’S REALLY. . .
Pizza’s really yummy, Pizza’s really great! But if you would truly ask me, I’d rather have some steak.

CHEEZ AND THE PLUMBER
CheeseFor some unknown reason,Everyone believes that MarioEnjoys cheeseFar too much, most would say. No point asking whyNo one quietly (nor loudly) knows.

THE JOURNEY OF THE PIZZA CHEF
First I make the dough Then I perform some magic Greatness is acheived

AT A PIZZA PARLOR ONE DAY
I must confessYou made such a messCaptain RicksPick up those sticks

MAN, PIZZA IS JUST GREAT
Man, pizza is just great Like its really really good Like nothing you could ever do would be like your first bite of pizza Except maybe a litter of puppies Not eating the puppies, you monster

AN ODE TO PIZZA
A pizza poem Half past midnight and I’m writing a pizza poem And a “funny one” at that This Isn’t where I saw my night heading An Ode to pizza My greasy friend

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How to Get the Perfect Dough

How to Get the Perfect Dough with Pizza OS. In the video, you will see the dough hang and sway nicely. It doesn’t fall like liquid.

Pineapple on pizza is easy to hate — at least in theory

At some point in the never-ending debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, the haters, maybe with tongues pressed against cheek, invoked Godwin’s Law. Yep, they compared those who like the tropical fruit on pies to Hitler. One said they were worse than Hitler. The comparison would become a common insult, occasionally even flung back at the snobs who turn their nose up at a pineapple-topped pizza.

Many foods have taken their lumps over the years. Avocado toast, cake pops and kale Caesar salads come to mind. But nothing has sustained the hate like Hawaiian pizza, the most recognizable pie that features chunks of the divisive fruit. According to recent data from YouGov Omnibus, nearly a quarter of Americans say pineapple is one of their least favorite pizza toppings. Those who live in the Northeast or are older than 55 hate pineapple toppings even more. The pizza delivery app Slice conducted a survey in 2017 – the year the Hawaiian pizza debate came to a head with a spat between two heads of state – and 54 percent of the respondents said pineapple had no place on a pizza.

Celebrities, politicians, chefs and even minimum-wage pizzamakers count themselves as members of this pineapple hate group. Gordon Ramsay, a chef never at a loss for words, once opined, “You don’t put . . . pineapple on pizza.” He used a colorful adjective before “pineapple,” to emphasize his disdain. The president of Iceland said he would outlaw pineapple on pizza if he could, a statement that made him an instant hero in some circles. A couple of years ago, a University of Arizona undergraduate tried to add pineapple to her barbecue chicken pizza, but the pie arrived sans fruit, with a note from the campus restaurant: “Couldn’t bring myself to put pineapple on it. Thats gross. Sorry.” A $5 bill was taped to the pizza box.

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Half and Half

Half Pepperoni & Sausage

Half pepperoni & sausage?

Playing with toppings is great but I love the classics. I also like to use other ingredients to make staples on pizzas. I use beef and turkey to make pepperoni and sausage. Mo one has been able to tell the difference and its not as fatty. Also people with certain diets can also enjoy these pizzas.

Playing with toppings is great but I love the classics. I also like to use other ingredients to make staples on pizzas. I use beef and turkey to make pepperoni and sausage. Mo one has been able to tell the difference and its not as fatty. Also people with certain diets can also enjoy these pizzas.

I even do enjoy Pineapple on pizza but this is the only thing that is in left field that I would consider. Recently in the Washington Post they addressed this topic.

Tim Carman starts by stating “At some point in the never-ending debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, the haters, maybe with tongues pressed against cheek, invoked Godwin’s Law. Yep, they compared those who like the tropical fruit on pies to Hitler. One said they were worse than Hitler. The comparison would become a common insult, occasionally even flung back at the snobs who turn their nose up at a pineapple-topped pizza.” See the full article here.

falling cheese on pizza os

The Best of times for Pizza

Let’s Eat

Now I don’t want to brag but Chicago is the center of the Pizza Universe. There are some places in New York that have good pie but everywhere else the only good places are started by folks from Chicago. Now, I know we have the most corrupt politicians here and Crook County is garbage but we have the greatest pizza. Visit us on Facebook.

Here is a pizza poem for you by Andrea Dietrich 

I’m in the Mood for Food

I’m in the mood for food
since I began this diet!
And if you too would try it,
you would be craving food!

Eating at a buffet
surely would send...
second layer of dough - Pizza OS

Adding the 2nd Layer

Swirl Dough to the Pizza OS

What can I say about such a fun project for my kids. What we did here is simply use food coloring in the dough and put a second layer of dough and cheese making this a double decker. Nothing here but it was fun.