DON’T TOUCH MY PIZZA
I’m a diva For pizza- Fast as a chee-tah To grab the last piece-uh. I say “bye-bye Felicia” To my poor little pizza. When I go see the Giza Or to Micronesia I bring me some pizza
(Sing to the tune of B-I-N-G-O by Scout Songs) There was a farmer, he had some food, and pizza was it’s name-o. P-I-Z-Z-A
You cant get it out your mind its chasing you down the isle the flatulant cloud that burst out of a terminating system oh boy!! isnt it a big one.. you wrinkle your nose but dont let them see
I wasn’t supposed to be in this class. I never signed up for it. I never wanted to do a project. The teachers say that the project isn’t manditory.
REALLY BAD PIZZA POEMS
Roses are red Violets are blue I’m eating all the pizza I ordered for two. Roses are red Pizza sauce is too I ordered an extra large And none of it is for you.
FOR THE PIZZA!
This is for the times when nothing else seemed right. The dark times, when the fridge was empty and it was night. Oh the sadness, my tummy calls out! It screams and rumbles but does not shout.
PIZZA’S REALLY. . .
Pizza’s really yummy, Pizza’s really great! But if you would truly ask me, I’d rather have some steak.
CHEEZ AND THE PLUMBER
CheeseFor some unknown reason,Everyone believes that MarioEnjoys cheeseFar too much, most would say. No point asking whyNo one quietly (nor loudly) knows.
THE JOURNEY OF THE PIZZA CHEF
First I make the dough Then I perform some magic Greatness is acheived
AT A PIZZA PARLOR ONE DAY
I must confessYou made such a messCaptain RicksPick up those sticks
MAN, PIZZA IS JUST GREAT
Man, pizza is just great Like its really really good Like nothing you could ever do would be like your first bite of pizza Except maybe a litter of puppies Not eating the puppies, you monster
AN ODE TO PIZZA
A pizza poem Half past midnight and I’m writing a pizza poem And a “funny one” at that This Isn’t where I saw my night heading An Ode to pizza My greasy friend